Douglas Dodgson

@gablefox and I made up a few of our own awards last night.

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Best Director Who Is Not Nominated 

Nominees: 
Wes Anderson for “The Fantastic Mr. Fox” 
Drew Barrymore for “Whip It!” 
Spike Jonze for “Where the Wild Things Are” 
David Yeates for “Half-Blood Prince” 
Jane Campion for “Bright Star” 
Todd Phillips for “The Hangover” 
Sam Mendes for “Away We Go”

Winner: 
Jane Campion for “Bright Star” 

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Cinematography Which Is Not Nominated 

Nominees: 
“Where the Wild Things Are” 
“The Hangover” 
“Bright Star” 

Winner: 
“Where the Wild Things Are” 

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Best Soundtrack (score, original songs and placed songs all together) 

Nominees: 
Where the Wild Things Are 
Whip It 
Away We Go 
Nine 
The Princess and the Frog 

Winner: 
“Where the Wild Things Are” 

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Best Actors Who Are Not Nominated 

Nominees: 
Robert Downey Jr. in “Sherlock Holmes” 
Jude Law in “Sherlock Holmes” 
Brad Pitt in “Inglourious Basterds” 
Aziz Ansari in “Funny People” 
Zach Galifianakis in “The Hangover” 
Johnny Depp in “Public Enemies” 

Winner: 
Johnny Depp in “Public Enemies” 

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Best Couple: 

Nominees: 
Zachary Quinto & Chris Pine in “Star Trek” 
Robert Downey Jr. & Jude Law in “Sherlock Holmes” 
George Clooney & Vera Farmiga in “Up in the Air” 
George Clooney & Anna Kendrick in “Up in the Air” 
Bradley Cooper & Zach Galifianakis in “The Hangover” 
John Krasinski & Maya Rudolph in “Away We Go” 
Alia Shawkat & Ellen Page in “Whip It!” 
Johnny Depp & Marion Cotillard in “Public Enemies” 

Winner: 
John Krasinski & Maya Rudolph in “Away We Go” 

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Best Actresses Who Are Not Nominated: 

Nominees: 
Melanie Laurent in “Inglourious Basterds” 
Emma Watson in “Half-Blood Prince” 
Marion Cotillard in “Nine” and “Public Enemies” 
Abbie Cornish in “Bright Star” 
Amy Adams in “Night at the Museum” 
Julie Christie in “New York, I love You” 
Diane Kruger in “Inglourious Basterds” 
Megan Fox in “Jennifer’s Body” 

Winner: 
Melanie Laurent in “Inglourious Basterds” 

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Actor or Actress Who Made A Big Impression Even Though They Only Appeared In Just One Scene: 

Nominees: 
German soldier who gets the “King Kong” card in the tavern game in “Inglourious Basterds” 
Jim Gaffigan in “Away We Go” 
Crying old man fired over the Internet in “Up in the Air” 
Melanie Lynsky in “Away We Go”   
Jonah Hill in “Night At The Museum 2” 

Winner: 
Crying man in “Up in the Air” 

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Voice performance: 


Nominees: 
Paul Dano in “Where the Wild Things Are” 
Eric Anderson in “The Fantastic Mr. Fox” 
Jason Schwartzman in “The Fantastic Mr. Fox” 
Owen Wilson in “The Fantastic Mr. Fox” 
Teri Hatcher in “Coraline” 

Winner: 
Teri Hatcher in “Coraline” 

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Worst Actors (funny or unfunny): 

Nominees: 
Juliette Lewis in “Whip It” 
Sigourney Weaver in “Avatar” 
Giovanni Ribisi in “Avatar” 
Landon Pigg in “Whip It!” 
The guy who played Nite Owl 
Malin Akerman in “Watchmen” 
“Mika” in “Paranormal Activity” 
Stephen Lang in “Avatar” 

Winner: 
Juliette Lewis in “Whip It!” 

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Best Picture that is Not Nominated: 

Nominees: 
Coraline 
Whip It! 
A Christmas Carol 
Where the Wild Things Are 
Away We Go 
Princess and the Frog 
Watchmen 
Public Enemies 
Jennifer’s Body 
New York, I Love You 

Winner: 
Away We Go 

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Bleakest Picture of Human Condition: 

Nominees: 
Watchmen 
Couples Retreat 
The Hangover 
He’s Just Not That Into You 
Bruno 

Winner: 
“Bruno” 

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Line of the Year: 

Nominees: 
“I saw the new Harry Potter. Hermione’s got herself some big old t******s” - Jonah Hill in “Funny People” 
“I mean, she’s actually evil. Not high school evil.” - Amanda Seyfried in “Jennifer’s Body” 
“We’re the three best friends that anyone could have, we’re the three best friends that anyone could have..” - Zach Galifianakis in “The Hangover” 
“Anybody who ever built an empire, or changed the world, sat where you are now. And it’s because they sat there that they were able to do it” - George Clooney and Anna Kendrick in “Up in the Air” 
“Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days? There are so many of us, and we’re all so cute and it’s like if you don’t get on Letterman or some retarded soundtrack, you’re screwed, okay? Satan is our only hope.” - Adam Brody in “Jennifer’s Body” 
“Burt, are we f***-ups?” - Maya Rudolph in “Away We Go.” 

Winner: 
“We’re the three best friends that anyone could have, we’re the three best friends that anyone could have..” - Zach Galifianakis in “The Hangover”